[ADAMtheEXPERT]

Well, this actually is a true story, just dind't want to make a new "true story" section.


It also shows what eventually happens, to those that attempt "heebs"

God, how I hate that word, and the attitude it belays.


For those that may not have heard said term, it basically comes from this player" everheeb" that started with minor amounts of money, and had big build ups. Thus, starting with a small amount and trying to build into a large amount, has become know in many circles as a "heeb"



Anyway, let's give you the cast of characters. IN this case, NICK MIHELLICK. Maybe the spelling is wrong, but the name sounds like I spelled it.

Anyway, nick is a classic "casino bum" who lived with his disabled sister, and just scrounged a few bucks here and there. ATE top ramin alot, that type. A nice guy, but has some sort of mental/personality disorder.

He's always coming around, asking "can I have a blue chip" (one dollar)

And, if asked, I'd suggest you give him some.

Becasue, Nick is the undisputed king of the impossible "heebs"


Around 15 or so years ago, nick managed to get enough blue chips, to get ONE yellow chip. That's five bucks for those that are still with me.

And so he bets it (on someone's else bet, so he don'st have to pay juice, which he doenst even have anyway)

a Pai Gow hand, and now has 10. Again, betting on someone's elses bet (one dollar collection covers up to 100, so if s omeone's betting 50, and let's you add to their bet, you dont have to pay collection)

Anyway, through the miricle of multiple double-ups, he ends up with

ONE HUNDRED FREAKIN" THIRTY TIVE THOUSAND dollars! yes, real dollars. Right at the Bicycle casino (used to be Bicycle CLUB)


And . . . . . .


Lost it all


"Nick, we didn't you buy a house, you could have rented out rooms, and with such a down payment, the payment would not be much"

"Well, the houses in this neighborhood cost 200,000, and I only had 135,000"


Sometimes, when I'm talking to my old BIKE friends, I repeat that line, with the NASAL-Nick voice.


Even with horrible or no credit, no bank in the world is going to refuse a morgage, with a 70% down payment.


There have been many other smaller heebs for him, always starting with those mootch'ed blue chips.

And, he always remembers those that gave him something, and rewards with like a few hundred


So, if you're playing In LA, and this goofy guy named nick asks you for a blue chip, remember that that dollar you gave, could be a couple thousand, if he ever has another hundred grand day



Adam
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[ADAMtheEXPERT]

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I know this isnt directly UNSW related, but would anyone be able to tell me if Basser have internet in the rooms?

[ADAMtheEXPERT]

The last thing I need to deal with, is silly, NON-understandable messages

WHAT does that mean, WHO are you, and what the hell does that mean
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